"I Bit My Finger!"

While making dinner one evening, my 5 yr old daughter was sitting in the kitchen with me and this is the conversation that we had...

G.G.- "Mommy, I bit my finger."
Mommy- "Goof. Why'd you do that?"
G.G.- "I'm not a goof."
Mommy- "Well tell your mouth not to bite your finger."
G.G. "I did and it didn't listen. See, (mouth opens and finger goes in it.) Ow. It did it again."

Oh the things that little kids say...