The things that you hear when you are only half listening-
"Have you been drinking?"
"Me! Oh, NO!"
"So, you just smell like it by association?"
"My body hurts so bad you would think that I was hanging from the ceiling fan all night."
A friends granddaughter does not like ants so while sitting on the porch with her one day she says-
"Look at that big ant."
Bare foot the granddaughter goes over and steps on it and says
"Ohhh, looks like you gotta go to the doctors."
For someone who is afraid of ants it did not bother her to step on the ant and have it all squished between her toes.
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